I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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