What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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