Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Operation Purity has been aborted
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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