ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
He better not be in your backpack
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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