i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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