my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
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oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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