i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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