You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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