yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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