butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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