Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
two words...techno handjob
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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