In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
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Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
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dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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