too bad you live with your parents still
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
