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I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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