Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
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I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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