How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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of course. lets lasso hookers.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
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That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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