so explain again why im purple
no
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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