do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
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I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
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As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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