I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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