there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
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Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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