And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Watching her eat just hurts me
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She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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