when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
40s are totally the cure
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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