these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
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Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
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Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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