sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Randomize
