if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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