I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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