all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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