Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
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