used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
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hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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