Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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