Pappa wants mamma naked
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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