She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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