I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
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every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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