I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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