If i come over, it means nothing
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
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when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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