WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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