guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
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