Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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