By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
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First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I still have a little drunk in my system
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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