im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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