We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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