im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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