So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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