so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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