Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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