don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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