Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
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Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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