I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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