love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Randomize
