All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
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Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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