we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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