then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Dear god my vagina.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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