are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
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You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
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Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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