She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
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That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
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I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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