dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
